Ain’t That A Bitch

Dear Toronto Maple Leafs & Montreal Canadiens:
 
Love,
Me
 

Regarding Tatiana

If those guys were teasing that cat and did indeed climb over the fence providing her an easy escape route, they fucking deserve what they got.

“Sources close to the investigation told the San Francisco Chronicle that police are probing whether one of the Siberian tiger’s three victims climbed over a fence Christmas Day and then [...]

Two Idiots With Shovels

That’s the name of our driveway clearing business. We are environmentally friendly, completely silent (except when the spontaneous but short lived snowball fight occurs that usually ends with me getting hit in the throat), and we can have a really long driveway cleared of a foot of snow in less than an hour. We even [...]

So here’s the thing

I support the writers strike. Or more to the point; I support the idea behind the strike but honestly, I don’t give it much thought on a day to day basis. I don’t miss tv shows (well, I’ll miss Pushing Daisies more than I miss cake on this stupid diet) because there’s hockey to watch [...]

Just give me what I want and no one gets hurt

Bed shopping isn’t good for the vertigo. We bought one, though. A nice big one. I hope the bed that arrives at my house doesn’t have the spins like the one in the store had. I thought I was doing better, but today’s been kinda shitty so I went ahead and made a doctor’s appointment [...]

Next thing I know, I’m running for my life. And all I could think was if something were to ever happen to me, how sad I’d be, you know?

I went fishing and caught myself a big one. I’m all about the catch and release, so it’s all good. At least I know he’s not dead but in Maine. So put a little x in the win column on your Life Of Little Miss Muffintop Scorecard.
I’m going to give up coffee for a week. [...]