Well, does he have a name, or should I call him “lawyer?”

Posted on May 5, 2008 by melanie

My three month hair color change went well. I went into the salon and said “Give me the Grape Ape.” And she did. And we will call it Grape Ape.

no seriously, it’s purple. mine is an evil laugh.
and check out my pal Santa “Luckies are easy on my throat” Claus.

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9 Responses to “Well, does he have a name, or should I call him “lawyer?””

  1. Daniel, on May 5th, 2008 at 7:00 pm Said:

    I SO wanna make out with you….

  2. melanie, on May 5th, 2008 at 7:05 pm Said:

    I know…

  3. horatio salt, on May 6th, 2008 at 12:46 am Said:

    judging by the lettering on the pics on your wall, you’re living in some kind of bizarre reverso world where everything has been flopped left/right…be careful, huh? i wouldn’t want you to dislocate your lovely thingamjig if everything suddenly snaps back into place when you least expect it…

  4. Daniel, on May 6th, 2008 at 1:08 am Said:

    ..as much as you want to make out with bald Tyrol.

  5. melanie, on May 6th, 2008 at 6:39 am Said:

    Pft, I already made out….hey, WAIT A MINUTE.

  6. melanie, on May 6th, 2008 at 6:40 am Said:

    The thing is, Mr. Salt, that if my bizarre reverso world suddenly righted itself, I’d find myself living my life as Roger Federer’s Girlfriend and as much as I may want that, I just don’t think the world is ready for it.

  7. Daniel, on May 6th, 2008 at 1:17 pm Said:

    You want to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.

  8. horatio salt, on May 6th, 2008 at 11:46 pm Said:

    ummm, miss muffintop and daniel: maybe you guys would like to get a room? i hear there’s a vacancy over at the motel 6. go ahead, it’s okay, really. i’ll wait…

  9. Dabs, on May 10th, 2008 at 2:10 am Said:

    Delicious!

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