I’m in Psychoville and Finkle’s the Mayor.

Early this past Monday morning, the doorbell rang. Shit like that frightens me because nobody rings my doorbell. Ever. I’ll admit that when I used to live in the apartment in Pennsylvania, a little tiny thrill of fear ran through me every day between 1 and 4 when the UPS/FedEx/Mail person knocked on my door [...]

You are all weirdos.

I saw a bald eagle in a field about 5 minutes from my house this morning. I did not have my camera and also it looked nothing like this muppet. That is all.

D’oh. That is totally not all. THIS is all.

How high’s the water, mama? Two feet high and risin’

I got up early this morning to have whole wheat vanilla cinnamon blueberry strawberry lemon pancakes & coffee with Ross before heading to the salon to get that blonde right out of my hair. I’d forgotten how much I hated my blonde hair when the color would start to fade and the roots would start [...]

Pre-Weekend Update

In concert news:
Ace Frehley is coming to NYC in April so I logged onto ticketmaster this morning to get Ross a ticket. The ticket itself cost $30. The “convenience charge” was $8.25. The “service fee” was $5.50. That’s nearly half of the face value of the goddamn ticket. That’s money that I may as well [...]

CHiPs

Today on our way to Lowe’s (Home Depot sucks) to get an outdoor bench so I can sit underneath our giant oak and practice relaxing (I am not entirely sure it is possible that I can sit, unplugged, for 15 minutes listening to the sound of the creek and the wind in the leaves and [...]

Floaters and Pumps and Steamers

If you asked me yesterday to tell you about septic tank systems, I would’ve said exactly this: “Bzuh?” Today as of this very minute, thanks to a parade of sewer workers and contractors that have tracked mud through my house, I can give a lecture on this shit (hah! pun certainly not intended). And [...]

Callum Keith Rennie and stuff

I am so grumpy today that I feel like my skin is too small for my body. Or maybe it’s these jeans that have me feeling so confined. The universe is trying to cheer me up, but it’s just not working. Not even the thought of my birthday in 2 days is doing anything for [...]

Take One

Until I figure things out here and how I want to proceed, I’m going to stick a bunch of random stuff here just so I can get it out of my head.