This is the photo I brought to my hair salon. Seriously.

Posted on February 5, 2008 by melanie

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Next thing I know, I’m running for my life. And all I could think was if something were to ever happen to me, how sad I’d be, you know?

Posted on December 7, 2007 by melanie

I went fishing and caught myself a big one. I’m all about the catch and release, so it’s all good. At least I know he’s not dead but in Maine. So put a little x in the win column on your Life Of Little Miss Muffintop Scorecard.
I’m going to give up coffee for a week. [...]

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Onwards and upwards

Posted on October 19, 2007 by melanie

Ok, so the great Stacy London Fashionably Late experience yesterday went decidedly and unfortunately pear-shaped (rather like the writer of this blog). I received a phone call early in the week from a staff member telling me what time to show up (4 pm), what not to wear (black) and oh yeah, it’s first come [...]

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Shut up!

Posted on October 2, 2007 by melanie

Last weekend on a whim I checked out the What Not To Wear website and saw they are looking for people to attend Stacy London’s new show that will be taping soon in New York City. It’s simple enough to apply. You fill out your personal information and then, kinda like the SAT, there are [...]

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An Open Letter To Terry Prescott; Terrance Prescott

Posted on October 1, 2007 by melanie

Dear Terrance S. Prescott,
I’m sorry. Life My life hasn’t been the same without you. Send me an email and we’ll get together for a night of beer & trivia followed by a righteous ass kicking (yours by me, natch) in Super Smash Bros on N64.
Love,
Melanie

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You can’t put a price on self esteem

Posted on September 26, 2007 by melanie

I am not entirely sure when I started craving … um how you say…womanly things like expensive makeup, clothing and shoes. I think I’ve been watching too much What Not To Wear. Even up til last year I would go out wearing jeans and silly graphic tshirts from Kohl’s & Hot Topic. Not to say [...]

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