I Mock You With My Monkey Pants

For whatever reason, DC loves all things monkey & gorilla. Pretty much anything you can’t and/or wouldn’t imagine a gorilla or monkey doing, DC has em doing it. I have many favorite monkey covers (I’ll admit right now that I have never ever actually read any of the comics) but this one is at the [...]

Watch this space…

I got a whole big ole thing coming, but I just wanted to say that I love waking up in the morning not knowing where the day is going to take me. I love getting up, having coffee, getting out of the house, coming to work and having fun with the boys here and right [...]

I’m tired of you and your emotional constipation!

I spent most of the afternoon with Piotr the Polish Boy working on golden age Tarzan comics. I photographed the comics and he had me in tears with his captions to the single most homoerotic comic book covers I have ever seen. Yeah, some of the Archie & The Gang covers come pretty close, but [...]

How much do I geek thee? Count the ways.


Playoff Game #5 Notes Rangers/Devils 5-3: In which Marty goes to the bench and awwww stays there.

I was going to originally title this post: In which I get ridden to the boards and double teamed in the corner or In which Sean Avery falls down a lot but I felt like poking Marty with a stick this morning.

Aw da boo you big baby. Shake the man’s hand, if only for the [...]

I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.

One of our pulps is going to the set of the new Johnny Depp Dillinger movie. I may or may not have licked it and included my picture and phone number o so carefully rubbed it all over my butt & cleavage before it got packed up.

Live together. Die alone. Wear a flap!hat.

Sadness. And that’s all I have to say about that.

So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you please act like you have more than a two word vocabulary.

I love my Mac. It is sleek and sexy and silver and I have named it Piotr (pronounced, as everyone knows, peeeee-oh-ter) after the Polish boy Coffee Monkey here at work. Not because the Polish Coffee Monkey Boy is sleek or sexy or silver because he is none of these things. I have named it [...]

And now, my beloved disciples. The moment of truth… the needle of love.

Here’s a belated holiday update post. Holidays were fine. Glad they’re over. Christmas to me is just a day off and New Year’s Eve I was sick and asleep by 9:30. And that’s all I have to say about that.
Things at work are better than ever. A raise always helps but almost more importantly… I [...]

Bats frighten me. It’s time my enemies share my dread.

I am having such a good day. It’s almost criminal how good of a day I’m having. The Batman collection I mentioned in my last post is sick. There’s some stuff I have, a lot of stuff I don’t have, and so much stuff I’ve never seen before. Took me ages to go through it [...]