“It had a Brian Keene Ending. I cried myself to sleep last night.”

This, from my coworker Sean when I asked him how Dead Sea was. He finished the book in 2 days and now it’s sitting on my desk taunting me, wanting me to read it when I should be working (and totally not blahhhging). I know I’ve pimped Brian Keene before, but he’s worth pimping again. [...]

Congratulations! You may already be a member of The Defenders!

I was going to put something from the Circle Of Life song up there in the subject line but all I can think of is “Snow Day” from Twisted Toyfare Theatre #54 where a drunken Iron Man runs away from Bucky (who has a broken ankle from falling off the invisible zebra that disappears when [...]

The Mist ending bla bla DIE Jackass!

Right so Stephen King issued some grand threat proclamation how anyone who revealed the new surprise ending of The Mist should be killed. If he’s going to start doing that, then I think it only fair I issue the same proclamation to anyone who churns out drivel like Cell and thinks it’s anything but poorly [...]