Well, maybe just one moment. Or forever. I keep getting them mixed up, too.

I measured my hips this morning and as it turned out, my measuring tape wasn’t long enough. Oh no.
But it’s hard to be upset about anything when you’re listening to the Xanadu soundtrack.

Well, does he have a name, or should I call him “lawyer?”

My three month hair color change went well. I went into the salon and said “Give me the Grape Ape.” And she did. And we will call it Grape Ape.