Congratulations! You may already be a member of The Defenders!

I was going to put something from the Circle Of Life song up there in the subject line but all I can think of is “Snow Day” from Twisted Toyfare Theatre #54 where a drunken Iron Man runs away from Bucky (who has a broken ankle from falling off the invisible zebra that disappears when [...]

It’s their rink, it’s their ice, and it’s their fuckin’ town. But tonight we got our fans with us!

Dear New York Rangers,
Thanks for a great season and a great fight right up til the end. I’d salute you but I don’t have a hockey stick to hold up and Luke isn’t cooperating. You boys stay healthy and have a great golf season.
See you next year,
Love Little Miss Muffintop

Ach má sladký , sladký 6 držet nohama 3 coul 245 bouchat of Czechoslovakian man dužina s sporný lícní vlas

I hope that got translated right and it doesn’t say something about eating Czechoslovakian sausage or summat. At any rate, I’m talking about your Czechoslovakian sausage, Jaromir Jagr.

aw, and look how happy that makes him. He likes it. He’s just shy about it and gets embarrassed easily.
Even if the Rangers lose on Sunday, winning that [...]

Pft.

Dear Ryan Hollweg,
Thanks for taking that game losing penalty last night. We’re all so proud of you. Oh, and I think it’s time you shave off that douchebag moustache. It doesn’t look good and seriously….nobody wants to ride that thing, much less look at it.
Sincerely,
Little Miss Muffintop, Rangers Fan, who is as tired of watching [...]

Little Miss Muffintop goes to the….

Animal Emergency Room!
Over the weekend my dogs received immunization shots for their upcoming weekend at camp (Ross & I are going to Florida for 48 hours) and the doctor warned me that one or both may have a reaction to the vaccines. The vet recommended that I wait 2 hours to make sure everything is [...]

You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free.

Yay Rangers! I know all about hockey and I know all about the rules and the penalties and stuff but that whole “games in hand” and “if this team gets anywhere from 1 to 2 points and this other team gets 0 points and the goalie has his girlfriend’s pink underwear on and Sean Avery [...]