Little Miss Muffintop

Just know that you may get your ass kicked by a very expensive pair of shoes — and that they’ll probably match both my belt and my shirt.
But from what I understand, shoes don’t have to match your outfit, they just have to go with your outfit. Now onto more important things. I hate to [...]

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Pursuant to my second to last post and my ummm..whole big thing…I just wanted to set the minds of the curious, concerned and worried (but who are obviously too shy to say anything) at ease.
I am not getting married (to Roger Federer or anyone else), I am not pregnant, I am not suddenly single, I [...]

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Dear New York Rangers,
Thanks for a great season and a great fight right up til the end. I’d salute you but I don’t have a hockey stick to hold up and Luke isn’t cooperating. You boys stay healthy and have a great golf season.
See you next year,
Love Little Miss Muffintop

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I hope that got translated right and it doesn’t say something about eating Czechoslovakian sausage or summat. At any rate, I’m talking about your Czechoslovakian sausage, Jaromir Jagr.

aw, and look how happy that makes him. He likes it. He’s just shy about it and gets embarrassed easily.
Even if the Rangers lose on Sunday, winning that [...]

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Dear Ryan Hollweg,
Thanks for taking that game losing penalty last night. We’re all so proud of you. Oh, and I think it’s time you shave off that douchebag moustache. It doesn’t look good and seriously….nobody wants to ride that thing, much less look at it.
Sincerely,
Little Miss Muffintop, Rangers Fan, who is as tired of watching [...]

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Animal Emergency Room!
Over the weekend my dogs received immunization shots for their upcoming weekend at camp (Ross & I are going to Florida for 48 hours) and the doctor warned me that one or both may have a reaction to the vaccines. The vet recommended that I wait 2 hours to make sure everything is [...]

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I was going to originally title this post: In which I get ridden to the boards and double teamed in the corner or In which Sean Avery falls down a lot but I felt like poking Marty with a stick this morning.

Aw da boo you big baby. Shake the man’s hand, if only for the [...]

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I’d like to say I enjoyed the game. I’d like to say there were lots of good, clean hits and exciting action and little, if any, Avery-antics. I’d like to say it but I can’t because I fell asleep sometime after the first goal and woke up to see Jagr sideswiping Marty and 3 seconds [...]

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Sorry you didn’t win Daisy Janice. Maybe Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem will let you back in the band. That is, if you get over The Herpe Hepatitis C you got from Tommy Lee.

Separated at birth!
I had another post prepared in my head had the Rangers won. All about Maaaar-teeee, Maaar-teeee, Maaar-teee. But [...]

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Jagr + Avery + Lundqvist =
Great game. Great physicality but it’s all hip checks and shoulder throwing until someone Parise gets his front teeth chipped. That’s gotta hurt. My favorite part(s) of the game is(are) when Sean Avery does the hockey equivalent of poking Brodeur with a stick. That reminds me of a [...]

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