I should be watching the French Open finals. I tried to watch it, but Nadal bothers me. He looks like somebody plucked him off of some random school playground and said “here, hold this racket.” It’s not the way he plays of course - it’s the way he dresses. I guess that would make me [...]
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Dear New York Rangers,
Thanks for a great season and a great fight right up til the end. I’d salute you but I don’t have a hockey stick to hold up and Luke isn’t cooperating. You boys stay healthy and have a great golf season.
See you next year,
Love Little Miss Muffintop
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I hope that got translated right and it doesn’t say something about eating Czechoslovakian sausage or summat. At any rate, I’m talking about your Czechoslovakian sausage, Jaromir Jagr.
aw, and look how happy that makes him. He likes it. He’s just shy about it and gets embarrassed easily.
Even if the Rangers lose on Sunday, winning that [...]
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Dear Ryan Hollweg,
Thanks for taking that game losing penalty last night. We’re all so proud of you. Oh, and I think it’s time you shave off that douchebag moustache. It doesn’t look good and seriously….nobody wants to ride that thing, much less look at it.
Sincerely,
Little Miss Muffintop, Rangers Fan, who is as tired of watching [...]
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I was going to originally title this post: In which I get ridden to the boards and double teamed in the corner or In which Sean Avery falls down a lot but I felt like poking Marty with a stick this morning.
Aw da boo you big baby. Shake the man’s hand, if only for the [...]
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I’d like to say I enjoyed the game. I’d like to say there were lots of good, clean hits and exciting action and little, if any, Avery-antics. I’d like to say it but I can’t because I fell asleep sometime after the first goal and woke up to see Jagr sideswiping Marty and 3 seconds [...]
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Sorry you didn’t win Daisy Janice. Maybe Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem will let you back in the band. That is, if you get over The Herpe Hepatitis C you got from Tommy Lee.
Separated at birth!
I had another post prepared in my head had the Rangers won. All about Maaaar-teeee, Maaar-teeee, Maaar-teee. But [...]
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Jagr + Avery + Lundqvist =
Great game. Great physicality but it’s all hip checks and shoulder throwing until someone Parise gets his front teeth chipped. That’s gotta hurt. My favorite part(s) of the game is(are) when Sean Avery does the hockey equivalent of poking Brodeur with a stick. That reminds me of a [...]
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I hate Marty Brodeur. But I am self-aware enough to realize that I hate him probably because I have a Very Small crush on him even though he plays for (and I’m guessing lives in) The Hellmouth State New Jersey. He’s a wily, crafty goalie and while I may have a Very Small crush [...]
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Yay Rangers! I know all about hockey and I know all about the rules and the penalties and stuff but that whole “games in hand” and “if this team gets anywhere from 1 to 2 points and this other team gets 0 points and the goalie has his girlfriend’s pink underwear on and Sean Avery [...]
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