Do I really want to be Roger Federer’s Girlfriend?

Posted on June 8, 2008 by melanie

I should be watching the French Open finals. I tried to watch it, but Nadal bothers me. He looks like somebody plucked him off of some random school playground and said “here, hold this racket.” It’s not the way he plays of course - it’s the way he dresses. I guess that would make me [...]

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I Want To Be Roger Federer’s Girlfriend, Part Deux

Posted on March 12, 2008 by melanie

In regards to the Sampras/Federer match at MSG on Monday night, I’ll start this off by saying I want to be the mouse to Roger’s cat. He can dip his baby smooth face in oil and rub it all over my body toy with me anytime he likes. When he stood there next to Pete [...]

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Live together. Die alone. Wear a flap!hat.

Posted on January 24, 2008 by melanie

Sadness. And that’s all I have to say about that.

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Roger Federer IS King Arthur

Posted on October 31, 2007 by melanie

twice!clicky on the linky for glorious full size —> Roger Federer
And that, my friends, is all I have to say about that. cept oh my god SO phallic.

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US Open Men’s Final Running Commentary at least til I have to make dinner…or pass out.

Posted on September 9, 2007 by melanie

4:35 Oh Liza! All’s that’s missing is some jazz hands. Is Roger going to wear your headband after you’re done? Way to miss the flyover, camera people.

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Don’t say a word

Posted on September 6, 2007 by melanie

Thanks to Jankovic & Williams taking the 7pm slot last night, the Federer/Roddick match didn’t begin til 10:15 and by 10:30, I was out cold. Not even Federer all in black (cept I am having a bit of a problem getting past the black shoes & black socks) could keep me awake last night. [...]

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I want to be Roger Federer’s Girlfriend

Posted on September 4, 2007 by melanie

And totally not just because he makes more money than I do. I love to play tennis but I will only watch it on tv when Roger’s playing. I’ll stay up as late as I have to and go to work on only 5 hours of sleep is how much I love to watch Roger [...]

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